CHANCELLOR OF XANILEVER UNIVERSITY
Other Positions: President of Basin Ridge (Our Founding Institution) 2004- present. Vice President of NAAUCU Oversight Board (currently on probation awaiting disciplinary committee ruling after being found guilty of accepting bribes.)
Education: GED Houston Community Center 2002. BS and AA degrees both granted by presidential order in 2005 from Basin Ridge School.
Advice: "Be pro-pared because it is all falling apart; any day it is over."
Industry Experience: Unemployed and lived with wife's parents for eleven years. During this time, he mastered the ideas of doomsday preparation by devoting all of his efforts to self study. The rigorous educational intensity of self guided study prepared Dr. Jones for purchasing, owning and running his own college.
Game Changing Moment: Inheriting a large sum of money after death of his wife's parents provided Mr. Jones the money to purchase Basin Ridge from the Rev. Chud Smith and three unnamed investors.
DEAN AND CHIEF INSTRUCTOR
Other Positions: Adjunct Instructor at the American School of Science 2004-2013.
Education: Associates of Science Degree, American School of Science.
Advice: “I have studied Big Foot since I was a boy and he killed all these raccoons and possums on the highway near my childhood home. Leaving their carcasses in the road to rot and also to taunt me as a psychological torture so incredibly cruel and undeserved. I continue to direct my life’s work to learning more about this deranged and malevolent creature of disgusting exploitation and utter demolition."
Industry Experience: Wal-Mart Floor Tech 1997-1998.
Game Changing Moment: "When I met my live-in. She pays the bills and I used her money to go to the American School of Science. Because of that degree, I was able to get other teaching jobs and change my life. My focus now is sharing all I have learned to help people survive the coming storm caused by the failure of all.
Publications: Secret Revealed: The Role of Bigfoot in the 1988 Republican Presidential Primary, published by the APU Press.